don’t u hate it when u put ur fingers in the hole and the hole stretches or rips and everything just comes out
I PUT THAT IN THE TAGS STOP MESSAGING ME
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
did i miss liams 30th birthday?
you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia